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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:16 am Post subject: NASA News |
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Norton and Stockton Ancients kick off away to Crook Town today. Match report to follow.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:17 am Post subject: |
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Good.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:29 am Post subject: |
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Good God yet another NASA thread to annoy by making me think there's something worth reading on General Chat (says the guy who's just posted a youtube link of a masterbating dog )
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Ivan Dobsky
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 am Post subject: |
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Good God yet another NASA thread to annoy by making me think there's something worth reading on General Chat (says the guy who's just posted a youtube link of a masterbating dog ) |
It is interesting!
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Bring back CouncilWatch!
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Ivan Dobsky
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:25 am Post subject: |
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Bring back CouncilWatch!
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There's nothing 'council' about Norton I'll have you know. We're all very posh. Well compared to Stockton we are, like.
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Good God yet another NASA thread to annoy by making me think there's something worth reading on General Chat (says the guy who's just posted a youtube link of a masterbating dog ) |
There's me thinking we were getting some insider stuff about Shuttle Endeavour that's in space right now, only to see the word Norton
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There's me thinking we were getting some insider stuff about Shuttle Endeavour that's in space right now, only to see the word Norton  |
You mean you actually WANTED one of those godforsaken threads about Space Shuttles?!?
At least this "NASA" is a football team, even if they are sh*te and only watched by Smoggies like Dobsky.
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Ivan Dobsky
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:38 am Post subject: |
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Jards wrote: |
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There's me thinking we were getting some insider stuff about Shuttle Endeavour that's in space right now, only to see the word Norton  |
You mean you actually WANTED one of those godforsaken threads about Space Shuttles?!?
At least this "NASA" is a football team, even if they are sh*te and only watched by Smoggies like Dobsky.
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Smoggy! Smoggy!, yeah. Fair cop. 
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:37 am Post subject: |
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Crook Town 0 - 3 Norton
Arngrove Northern League Division 2 11/08/07
Norton worked the ball down the left wing early in the game and a fierce left foot shot by Gordon was well cut out by Chris Beckett. Paul Wilson was unlucky when he beat two defenders to the ball and spotting the keeper off his line his chip went just wide of the right hand post. Andrew Bellew did well to head a right wing cross for a corner as Gordon was lurking on the post to score what would have been a simple chance. The rest of the half was a midfield tussle the only worthwhile shot from Thomson of Norton well held by Stephen Craggs just under the bar.
At the start of the second half a free kick by Gordon was misjudged by Craggs but Gaston placed his shot well over the bar. Norton took the lead when Baverstock seamed to ease Beckett out of the way from behind but the ref deemed otherwise and he found his way clear to beat Craggs low on his right hand post. Crook then turned on the pressure but never looked like braking down a stubborn Norton defence. Shots from Stephen Houlahan and Andrew Singlewood were straight at the keeper .After a bad miss kick by Craggs the Norton keeper Craig Thorns had a glorious chance to equalize but shot straight into the keepers hands.
Then it was the Crook keepers turn to make a bad mistake and he was punished. Mishandling a cross the ball fell to Gaston who slipped the ball under the keepers despairing dive. Norton scored from a penalty in the last minute when Laing was upended in the box and he made no mistake from the spot.
3 Norton & Stockton Ancients 1 1 0 0 3 0 3
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Dull fact of the day - Norton & Stockton will be the venue for York City's reserves away clash with Darlington ressers.
Now go back to sleep.
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Brandon United 0 - Guisborough Town 8 (EIGHT)
Now thats a result. Up the Priorymen!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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Brandon United 0 - Guisborough Town 8 (EIGHT)
Now thats a result. Up the Priorymen!! |
Staedy! It was 1-8. 
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Was that the Duckworth Lewis method........? 
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Ivan Dobsky wrote: |
Robert Hislop wrote: |
Brandon United 0 - Guisborough Town 8 (EIGHT)
Now thats a result. Up the Priorymen!! |
Staedy! It was 1-8.
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Bloody Evening Gazette! 
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:22 am Post subject: |
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Jards wrote: |
Dull fact of the day - Norton & Stockton will be the venue for York City's reserves away clash with Darlington ressers.
Now go back to sleep.
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and they are playing against York City ladies in the FA Womens Cup ...
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York City Ladies fixtures
Aug 19 - Ossett Albion (H) League Cup 1st round; Aug 26 - Blyth Spartans (A); Sept 9 - Leeds Carnegie (A); Sept 16 - Norton and Stockton Ancients (H) FA Cup first qualifying round; Sept 23 - Morley Spurs (H); Sept 30 - Doncaster (A); October 7 - Huddersfield (H); October 14 - Darlington (A); October 21 - Lumley (H); October 28 - Stokesley (A); November 4 - Northumbria (H); November 11 - Northumbria (A); November 18 - Stokesley (H); November 25 - Lumley (A); December 2 - Darlington (H); December 9 - Huddersfield (A); December 16 - Doncaster (H); Jan 6 - Leeds Carnegie (H); Jan 13 - Barnsley (A); Jan 20 - Blyth Spartans (H). To be arranged: Guiseley (H), Morley Spurs (A), Barnsley (H) |
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Guisborough Town V's Norton and Stockton Ancients.
(FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round)
This Saturday, at the K.G.V, Howlbeck Road, Guisborough.
COME ON GUIZZY!!!!!! 
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SimonClifton wrote: |
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Be silent. I didn't want to have to trawl through bloody shuttle references to find out the latest on Norton & Stockton!
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Ivan Dobsky
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round.
Guisborough Town 1 Norton And Stockton Ancients 3
Report to follow...
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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Please spare us the details, I'd rather there was a bowel watch thread!
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Please spare us the details, I'd rather there was a bowel watch thread! |
There probably is a Bowel Watch website - hosted by Bill Oddie perhaps. Hey, you don't have to click the NASA News link do ya?
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It's really funny when it blows up.
Oh, football...... |
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:43 am Post subject: |
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Guisborough Town 1 Norton And Stockton Ancients 3
Norton started the game with a high tempo and had a couple of early chances but it took till the 10 minute when a corner from Nathan Mulligan was slotted home by Marcus Laing. The rest of the first half was pretty much even with both sides having chances although Norton's keeper Steven Lawson saved well from a free kick from just outside the area.
The second period started very much the same with Norton scoring again on 55 minutes through Steven Roberts after some good work and cross by Richard Dacombe, Guisborough Town then pressed forward with various chances and scored from a corner when Craig Skelton was left unmarked and scored from 3 yards out.
With Guisborough piling on the pressure Norton scored a third through Jamie Dawson after some good work down the left by Nathan Nulligan.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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Thornaby FC 3 Norton And Stockton Ancients 0
Report to follow.
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Thornaby FC 3 Norton And Stockton Ancients 0
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F**ks sake Dobsky, I hope someone's hidden the sharp objects in your house!
What a weekend!
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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F**ks sake Dobsky, I hope someone's hidden the sharp objects in your house!
What a weekend!
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At least you were ill and didn't have to watch last night mate 
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F**ks sake Dobsky, I hope someone's hidden the sharp objects in your house!
What a weekend!
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I shall be calling for Phil Dawson's head. Well I would do if anyone was on their message board. 
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At least you were ill and didn't have to watch last night mate  |
Yeah I had great fun listening to Barry Parker.
He was putting a really positive spin on it and suddenly I felt so much better.
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:14 am Post subject: |
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Ivan Dobsky wrote: |
FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round.
Guisborough Town 1 Norton And Stockton Ancients 3
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Who do they get in the next round then ?
Surely it can't compete with the undoubted tie of the round Selby Town v Pickering Town. It would be nice to see a few extra on the gate with York having a free Saturday on the 1st September.
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