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 Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:57 pm Post subject: A tree falls in a forest, no-one witnesses it... |
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...does it make a sound?
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yorkcityrobdob
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, end of.
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TCJYork
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A woman is alone in the forest with no-one to hear her.... does she still whine?
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LA Metros Hockey Player
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| yorkcityrobdob wrote: |
Yes, end of.
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But if no-one was there, how do you know it made a sound?
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Herman the Tosser
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| LA Metros Hockey Player wrote: |
| yorkcityrobdob wrote: |
Yes, end of.
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But if no-one was there, how do you know it made a sound?
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Cos it does. For f**k's sake...
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yorkcityrobdob
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| LA Metros Hockey Player wrote: |
| yorkcityrobdob wrote: |
Yes, end of.
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But if no-one was there, how do you know it made a sound?
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Because,
A) it's a tree, trees are usually big muthafuckas.
B) If something is a bigmuthafucka, and it falls to the ground, it aint gonna go down quietly.
And in response to TCJ's question, Yes. Of course she does! she is female...
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LA Metros Hockey Player
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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| yorkcityrobdob wrote: |
| LA Metros Hockey Player wrote: |
| yorkcityrobdob wrote: |
Yes, end of.
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But if no-one was there, how do you know it made a sound?
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Because,
A) it's a tree, trees are usually big muthafuckas.
B) If something is a bigmuthafucka, and it falls to the ground, it aint gonna go down quietly.
And in response to TCJ's question, Yes. Of course she does! she is female...
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Thats was my response.
However apparently, you cannot say it does as no-one was their to witness it then you are maknig an assumption on a meaningless question 
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Herman the Tosser
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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I bet you're a hit with the ladies.
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yorkcityrobdob
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:26 am Post subject: |
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| LA Metros Hockey Player wrote: |
| yorkcityrobdob wrote: |
| LA Metros Hockey Player wrote: |
| yorkcityrobdob wrote: |
Yes, end of.
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But if no-one was there, how do you know it made a sound?
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Because,
A) it's a tree, trees are usually big muthafuckas.
B) If something is a bigmuthafucka, and it falls to the ground, it aint gonna go down quietly.
And in response to TCJ's question, Yes. Of course she does! she is female...
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Thats was my response.
However apparently, you cannot say it does as no-one was their to witness it then you are maknig an assumption on a meaningless question
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Racist...
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cuza
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:27 am Post subject: |
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| Herman the Tosser wrote: |
| I bet you're a hit with the ladies. |
Its his favourite chat up line.Bet he doesn't get much 
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Herman the Tosser
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| cuza wrote: |
| Herman the Tosser wrote: |
| I bet you're a hit with the ladies. |
Its his favourite chat up line.Bet he doesn't get much
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Haha. If a lass goes down on you in the forest, is there anyone there to swallow it?
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cuza
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:55 am Post subject: |
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| Herman the Tosser wrote: |
| cuza wrote: |
| Herman the Tosser wrote: |
| I bet you're a hit with the ladies. |
Its his favourite chat up line.Bet he doesn't get much
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Haha. If a lass goes down on you in the forest, is there anyone there to swallow it?
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Maybe.Who else will know if she spits or swallows?
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Woody Wilson
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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I just farted, but you didn't hear it so it didn't even happen. Brilliant.
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Yann
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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I just stabbed a man to death, but nobody else saw it. Think that'll work as a defence?
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yorkcityrobdob
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Yann wrote: |
| I just stabbed a man to death, but nobody else saw it. Think that'll work as a defence? |
I just called you a tosser. Nobody was here to here me, did it happen?
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